SUPERMAN AINT LOOKING SO SUPER!

Superman ain’t looking so super. Things are so bad, in fact, that even the Man of Steel can’t protect himself from being dubbed this week’s “Falling Star”!

The comic book hero is apparently set to renounce his U.S. citizenship. He reportedly makes the uber unpatriotic move in the 900th issue of the classic super hero story by Action Comics.

The Metropolis, USA, resident is quoted in the issue as saying, “I intend to speak before the United Nations tomorrow and inform them that I am renouncing my U.S. citizenship. I’m tired of having my actions construed as instruments of U.S. policy.” Superman sources say the red-caped one’s support of a non-violent protest in Iran led to friction with American government officials.

Superman obviously needs a better P.R. team. He even goes as far as scoffing at his famous saying, declaring, “Truth, justice, and the American way – it’s not enough anymore.”

It’s not a bird, or a plane – it’s…Unloyal Man? Just doesn’t have the same ring to it. And where does a super hero go when he decides to abandon his country? I hear they’re looking for a few good men on Krypton.

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