SMELLY FART!

For yonks men and women have argued over whose fart smells worse and now there’s proof…

After generations and generations of research, science has FINALLY answered one of the questions that’s plagued mankind FOREVER.  Whose GAS smells worse, men’s or women’s?

 A study by five gastroenterologists from Denmark and England has found that the gender with the more foul-smelling flatulence is . . . WOMEN.

 And those aren’t their only new insights.  Here’s what else they found . . .

The average person breaks wind 10 TIMES a day.

 And it’s not your imagination . . . you really DO feel the need to pass more gas when you’re on a plane.  It’s because of the change in air pressure.

But in that case, you SHOULD let it rip.  You can cause yourself pain and bloating by holding them in.  AND, the fabric in the seat cushion absorbs at least 50% of the odor, so you’re not even being THAT rude to the other passengers.

 Still don’t buy that women have smellier farts…something STINKS if you ask me

MORE DRAMA FOR RIHANNA

RIHANNA has been going through some serious crap lately….and this Saturday she was injured in London after a heckler threw a bottle at her.

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Rihanna was leaving a club when the guy started yelling at her.  Sources say he was upset about her relationship with CHRIS BROWN.

The bottle didn’t hit Rihanna, but she fell against a metal grate while trying to avoid it, and cut her leg.  Rihanna’s bodyguard tried to chase the guy, but he injured HIS leg, too, and ended up in the hospital.  The suspect got away.

Talk about living in the ‘Disturbia’ she sang about

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Renee and Zach to the rescue

For the last two years, ZACH GALIFIANAKIS and RENEE ZELLWEGER have been taking care of a homeless woman who works at a laundromat near their neighborhood.

 –And obviously, they’ve never sought publicity for it, or we would have heard about it a long time ago.

 –It’s not clear if Zach and Renee patronize the laundromat . . . but they sprang into action when they found out the woman was homeless.  Zach got her an apartment and has been paying the rent and utilities ever since.

 –Renee furnished the place, and keeps her fridge stocked…awwww